So tomorrow I’m getting a bikini wax and I’m scared because pain.

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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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beggars-opera:

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

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I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay)

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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

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So a guy came up to me last night and actually used a pick up line on me. He said “Did you know I’m a good photographer? Because I can picture me and you together” and then he walked off. And I honestly died from laughing.

Why am I awake

Duck me I’m fucked