So tomorrow I’m getting a bikini wax and I’m scared because pain.
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
So a guy came up to me last night and actually used a pick up line on me. He said “Did you know I’m a good photographer? Because I can picture me and you together” and then he walked off. And I honestly died from laughing.